I am no longer blogging for BlackBook. Carry on, then.
Well then…my need to go there ceases…If you are coming to SXSW I would like to buy you a drink (or Breakfast Taco) in the Austin sunshine…I am here till late Tuesday.
Watch the clip. It is hilarious to watch these ladies who clearly know shit about Lady Gaga and Beyoncé spout shit out of their mouth.
Also, who ever watches videos on MTV anymore…
MTV still plays music videos?
Heh: “As mentioned above, the “Telephone” music video has amassed more than 13 million YouTube views in under three days. When was the last time MTV had 13 million people watch anything?”
Well I am going t have to call BullSugar on this one. I saw the Telephone vid on AM MTV at 8:30ish this morning (don’t ask)…it was edited to hell (Goodbye Virgin Logo, Gaga earphones, blurred lady (man) parts in fishnets, Lesbotronic jailyard kiss, Pussy wagon logo pan, Honey bun logo, Posion being poured into food) but it was there.
(via whereipause)
Once again if you aren’t watching Celebrity Fit Club you are missing Bobby Brown bon mots like:
“Vokka has calories?”
“I had the the grilled chicken….I had the fried chicken too”
“She (Tanisha) gave Jay a lapdance….I guess”
My only regret is that the newest episode is languishing in my DVR as we speak. Sebastian Bach is a strong second as far as being quotable.
So I’ve gone Rogue and I’m headed to South by Southwest…Follow me on Twitter @patricec….follow the trip @sxswrogue and the hashtag #sxswrogue for additional monkeyshines.
Photoshop is a hell of a drug.
Supposedly this is a photo of Beyonce from the new ad campaign for House of Dereon. They’ve blended, softened, blurred her into looking like a Real Doll of herself.
Cute bangs though.
Press Releases from the Dark Side.
I get a lot of awful press releases. This one however arrived with no message as an attachment. I’ve yet to uncrinkle my face at the sheer un everything that is appealing of it.
Though as a Side Note Underwear that has a memory sounds dangerous.
The Gus: They’re busy trying not to get raped again and stealing fried chicken buckets.
Me:not even fair how much I’m laughing
Me: I just dribbled on myself
The Gus:hahaa. Yay for Mondays.
Lil Wayne ft. Eminem - Drop The World (Video)
I’m assuming by the lackluster quality of the audio mix and the shout outs to everyone in the damn hood that this isn’t the final product. It was however the one track on “Rebirth” that didn’t make me automatically cringe so thought I’d share.
