February 2012
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Naked Bondage Sex Game Mistaken For Kidnapping.... →
“Why would the officers think it was a Valentine’s Day thing … it creates a lot of concern from the public.”
Don’t mind me, I’m just awake early.
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Gchat from the Edge....
Notme: So is Bon Iver the new John Mayer?
Me: Like the new dude with a guitar singing caucasian lullabies? Yups.
Notme: No, after working with Kanye has he officially been adopted by black people?
Me: Not yet. His singing is often indecipherable and about Canada and girls with real generic names. The vote is splitting entire households.
NotMe: Thank God it's a leap year
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Things that are still funny a week later...
Ad plays on TV for Hart of Dixie...
Me: I haven't caught this yet, Have you seen it?
Cole: You know how you feel about "The Help"?
Me: Yeah...
Cole: UmmmHmmm.
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BTW....
uncutcolombiancoke replied to your post: Die Antwoord @ Irving Plaza by the numbers…
I had no idea that Hi-Tek was gay before right now. You learn something new every day.
Just to be clear for anyone not familiar with Die Antwoord (not saying you aren’t) the DJ Hi-Tek in the group isn’t the Hi-Tek known for performing with Talib Kweli.
DA’s Hi-Tek played an extended mix...
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Die Antwoord @ Irving Plaza by the numbers...
A.K.A. Yearly Ninja Re-certification
People in line in front of us who it turns out had bought counterfeit tickets: 2
Seconds I spent considering coat check then realizing the line I’d face to get it back: 20
People who took condoms from LifeBeat and then made balloons: 5
Woman who delivered the most amazing kick to the side groin to a unfathomably drunk man who had...
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“For 29 years, I’ve been waiting to see a Chinaman on television that...”
– Sentences like this are the reason I read Eddie Huang’s blog
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WatchDear @RodimusPrime, Sorry to ruin your day….
Good Deeds - Full Trailer
Thandie Newton? Seriously? I knew Phylicia Rashad was going to get Perry’d eventually, but not Thandie. Gabrielle Union finally gets her Perry wings as well.
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Pfizer done fucked up.
They currently have a recall on certain lots of birth control. Turns out they messed up the dosing and it makes you MORE likely* to get pregnant if you are taking it.
Take a look at the lot numbers (first time you won’t want to have the winning number) because I currently have no interest on babysitting or ridealongs to the MD’s.
*More likely in the sense that you...
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January 2012
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Smells Good Inc: Febreze Set & Refresh
I randomly (not so randomly actually, I needed something Springy) picked up an air freshener at Target the other day on sale (2 for $5, I’m about to go get a pack of refills) and it is the business. Two days later and I stand by my statement that even at the lowest possible setting my bedroom smells like a clean laundry gangbang.
I have it in the Original Gain Scent, but they have all...
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THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
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“She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t...”
– Ice-T, on why Hillary Clinton will be the first female president (via jessbennett)
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DEMI MOORE: Health Crisis ... Inhaling Nitrous... →
A whip-it is not a common drug among people of Demi’s age and social status. It’s typically used by younger people who are looking for a cheap thrill.
French for “You are too old and too rich for that bullshit”.
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So Cole done shaved her head. Friend to the room... →
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I know who did that: Base Magazine
I just got a message from Zak, that the Magazine he’s Co-editor on is dropping a new issue tonight. Zak moved to NYC last fall and has been tearing it up…He is virtually a boo boo kitty (almost time for a new one since Kyle no longer smells like similac and insists on only Tumbl’in tits and kitty cats at me) and a friend to the room so head over to Base Magazine and check it...
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WatchNicki Minaj -Stupid Hoe -Full Video - Dir. Hype Williams
Thoughts?
Glad Hype got to break out his Pantone books again. Also is that gentleman planking on a luxury automobile?
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Watchbrownsugaaa:
True Life: I’m A Chubby Chaser
Oh, MTV. Are we really doing this?
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It's like Christmas in Here: Schemer
So I came home to a USPS envelope the other day and it contained this lovely business card holder and beta invite from Schemer….
Just so happens I was already signed up (no clue how I managed that one) and using the site. Basically you list “schemes” you plan on getting into. I’ve got things like “Try the 102-foot slide at the New Museum” (which I need to get...
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That's Real Cute: L'Oreal Sublime Mousse Haircolor
So I’ve had a spray of gray hair from about the age of five on. As a kid I got the “Gray hair, your __ years old. That’s crazy!”. Somewhere around 25 or so it flipped into “Ooh girl, you are going gray early”. It’s never truly bothered me but lately that spray made friends and started to spread the word to the other hairs that they too could be gray.
I...
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Amber Rose's single "Fame" is like Kidz Bop for... →
via. Kid Fury
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