December 2009
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Baby-Sitters Club Franchise Rebooted →
I seriously started singing Eric Clapton’s “Tears In Heaven” when I opened this article…In a good way.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Lady Gaga to Guest Appear on Launch My Line →
They knew I wasn’t watching this show and are trying to win my love.
Dec 31st
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Just a Heads Up….Jersey Shore is a new episode this week. I like most people will be celebrating the Eve that is New. Live chat will resume next week. Have a Happy New Year!
Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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So I’ve been experimenting with answering questions about myself, the universe in general, whatever folks come up with. I set up a Formspring account and so far it’s been a fair mix of fun, food for thought and shit people could never be bold enough to say to my face/sign their names to, but the Internet inspires folks’ inner He-Man. I’m working on busting through the...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Seriously, Can We Come Up With a Better Name than... →
ohrohin: via newsweek. Breeches Bomber. It’s the Bomb part that makes it harder. If he had a gun he could have been the “Shorts Shooter”.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Despite the fact this contains Nic Cage I would like to see it. Children cussing is a quick and cheap way to get my $12. Edited because I am not racist all crazy old white guys aren’t the same. Apologies to Nick Nolte.
Dec 28th
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As we close out the Holiday Season wanted to share my Thanksgiving ‘08 For those of you who have already read it, bold text contains updates… My real Mommy is a Queen and she’ll come get me and I’ll be a Princess: I have been elected by the under 35’s currently hiding from Thanksgiving in the Attic to Live Blog the madness. I will do so until I get too drunk and can...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“Why does he sound like T-Pain?”
– Youngest cousin after hearing a friend of the grandparents that has a trach tube speak.
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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‘What are you gonna do, Chris Brown me?’ - Mary J. Blige To quote Whitney “It’s not right, but it’s O.K.”. Mary has coined my new email signature for the rest of the year. You can take the girl out of the hood…
Dec 24th
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Apartment Shopping with Clipse →
Clipse and Real Estate Porn all in one shot. If they move to Brooklyn it really will be a Happy Holiday.
Dec 24th
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I only enjoy the idea of reworking this because from the ‘hood to China seems like quite a leap. Also Jaden Smith and his little boy chicken wing arms are cute.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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So with the 1st season of Sex Rehab over and done with Celebrity Rehab 3 is next on deck. This season the patients are: Listed in descending order of interest… Tom Sizemore: He is the reason this show was created. He is the P.T. Barnum of drug addiction. Heidi Fleiss: Her face hurts my face. I keep waiting for her to smile to hard and split at a seam. Dennis Rodman: He needs to swing by...
Dec 21st
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK (Actually it depends on your job, my office is my livingroom at the moment so I was fine). So Tara Reid did Playboy and I saw the pictures and thought you could use a moment of confusion as well. The photos are behind the cut but consider the talking points before you click… Why does she look like one of those old Oil paintings of a pensive ballerina usually found in a...
Dec 18th
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Merry Linkmas: :: Gaga positively murdering your eyeballs with fierce via. Necole Bitchie :: Madonna looking like a nutty gorjis housecat via. Nitro:licious :: Michelle Rodriquez always makes me crave Purell  via. Kid Fury :: Free Music- 10 Artists to watch in 2010 via. Spin
Dec 18th
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So I am one of four people that actually watched much less enjoyed the CW show “The Beautiful Life”. It was Melrose level nonsensically trashy and had pretty clothes. I don’t need much. Well it was canceled after two episodes and originally the CW promised to air the remaining episodes during the Holiday lull. That hasn’t happened. But fret not other three people who...
Dec 18th
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A trailer for “The Runaways” is out. I will go see it due to my enjoyment of the way Dakota Fanning is growing up. It was also directed by Floria Sigismondi who is one of my favorite visual artists and she’s directed some of my favorite Music Videos ever. The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson I’ve Seen It All - Bjork This was actually a flash video made to accompany the...
Dec 18th
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If anyone ever asks you what exactly a Womp Womp is Elisabeth Hasselbeck is all you have to say. Stanley Tucci was on The View to promote his new film “The Lovely Bones”. He makes a comment that due to the weight of the subject matter (Child molestation/murder) his wife was nonplussed at the idea of him doing the film having read the book. Elisabeth in an atttempt to turn things full...
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Let’s try this again. I attempted to post this yesterday, but it was a fail. Once again…Elapsed Laughter Time: 2 minutes Don’t care if it’s real, fake or other it just got me.
Dec 18th
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Come Tawk with me about the Kids Down on the... →
Dec 18th
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Apologies and Explanations: So the past two weeks I’d been threatening to do recaps of the heart warming drama “Jersey Shore” and so far have posted nada. To explain…yesterday the lights that shimmer in my soul and shine out my eyes when asked about JS resulted in me getting a gig Ghostblogging the madness. Hence my first 3 recaps (we split the 2 hr premiere into 2 recaps) can’t be posted here....
Dec 17th
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You’ll Oooohh, You’ll Awww, You will know in your heart that Latarian Milton has found a running partner. Happy Merry.
Dec 17th
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So everyone and their moms is doing a Holiday Guide. So I won’t. Today is Free Shipping Day (certain retailers offering Free shipping w/Delivery for Christmas Eve) though, so if you are as Easy, Breezy CoverGirl as I am about Christmas Shopping today is your day. Below are links to places that will hook me up if you shop through them. That way we both win. Happy Merry. Urban Outfitters ...
Dec 17th
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There is also a trailer for Ironman 2 floating... →
After looking at it I may actually watch “Ironman”. We’ll see.
Dec 17th
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The second trailer for “Alice in Wonderland” has made it’s way to the Internet. It is pure eye yum. Since Disney is being a gang of Doodoobutts and doesn’t want to let me embed the video go take a look HERE.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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In 2nd grade the teacher (Hey! Mrs.Fox) said the whole class would get a Pizza Party if I would stay quiet and at my desk the entire day. She then figured out the key to my heart was to let me keep a book of my choice in my desk to devour when I was done with whatever classwork was going on. Had she done the mess depicted above the Police would not have been calmly called. I have no doubt a BWIA...
Dec 16th
Dec 15th
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Ekaterina Ivanova: Ronnie Wood Was "An Evil Goblin... →
I totally want to hang out with this girl. “Evil Goblin King” is above and beyond anything I’ve ever thought to call someone.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Speaking of Awards, Golden Globes Nominations are... →
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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12/14/09
isgossipgirlnewtonight: NO. Good. I have work to catch up on and then Interventions/Hoarders to watch. Plus this will give them time to consider this “Chuck’s mother is back from the Deaaddddd”. If they play it as a Dead Mama vs. Lily for Bart’s money I will need a supply of wine to get through the rest of the season.
Dec 14th
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