SOPHIA GRACE AND ROSIE!!! IN THEIR ELLEN TUTUS! *happiness collides
Yes! I love Rosie. She is the understated elegance in that operation…
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uncutcolombiancoke replied to your post: Die Antwoord @ Irving Plaza by the numbers…
I had no idea that Hi-Tek was gay before right now. You learn something new every day.
Just to be clear for anyone not familiar with Die Antwoord (not saying you aren’t) the DJ Hi-Tek in the group isn’t the Hi-Tek known for performing with Talib Kweli.
DA’s Hi-Tek played an extended mix of the end of “Fok Julie Naaiers” at the start of the show and it’s my favorite thing ever. Another post on the usage of the word Faggot yet my liking it when I’m not doing Whitney Houston related work.
Now realizing that isn’t DJ Hi-Tek in the video…the arms are a dead giveaway.
A.K.A. Yearly Ninja Re-certification
People in line in front of us who it turns out had bought counterfeit tickets: 2
Seconds I spent considering coat check then realizing the line I’d face to get it back: 20
People who took condoms from LifeBeat and then made balloons: 5
Woman who delivered the most amazing kick to the side groin to a unfathomably drunk man who had somehow harassed her: 1
Minutes Emmy and I spent analyzing the magic of her kicking skill: 2:30
Minutes said drunk went on to taunt her boyfriend who resisted fighting because Die Antwoord hadn’t played yet: 2
24oz Bud Light and two 12oz bottles of water: $20
Man removed from the crowd who had stripped down to some sort of loincloth and body paint: 1
Man in loincloth and body paint who evaded security and ran back into the crowd: 1
Dude who smelled like he’d been marinated in piss that stationed himself next to me mid show that looked like Empire Records era Ethan Embry so I couldn’t totally hate him: 1
Times I declared DJ Hi-Tek could get it: 3-4
Times declaring he could get it was followed by recalling he’s gay: 3-4
Bottles of champagne Cole was sprayed by when she went on stage to dry hump Ninja: 1
Times I’ve searched the photo wires for evidence of said humping and ended up empty handed: 2
“For 29 years, I’ve been waiting to see a Chinaman on television that speaks English with some cot damn bass.” — Sentences like this are the reason I read Eddie Huang’s blog
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I now want a donut.
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