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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Hell &amp; Heartaches</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hellandheartaches)</generator><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/</link><item><title>"We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you teach her that you’re..."</title><description>“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you teach her that...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23894145427</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23894145427</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 19:38:08 -0400</pubDate><category>Boom</category><category>Fine parenting</category></item><item><title>The Great Gatsby first trailer
Anybody who was expecting...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OULhlaX6JY4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Great Gatsby first trailer&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anybody who was expecting anything more than Romeo + Juliet with it’s hand up Moulin Rouge’s shirt in the back of Mom’s Minivan needs to get their life together. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s a Baz Luhrmann film. Be glad he didn’t finally involve rollerblades and that the soundtrack will most likely be great. If you want a representation of literary greatness, read the friggin book again. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23614614618</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23614614618</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:06:00 -0400</pubDate><category>he wanted r+j to be completely on rollerblades</category><category>he cray</category></item><item><title>soupsoup:

Blogger confronts newspaper editor...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YAtOs5yzVus?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/23609735823/blogger-confronts-newspaper-editor" target="_blank"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Blogger confronts newspaper editor who plagiarized his work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23610825148</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23610825148</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:25:38 -0400</pubDate><category>Do the damn thing</category></item><item><title>Look Here Man: Girls</title><description>So all of everyone has written about the HBO Series &amp;#8220;Girls&amp;#8221;. To praise it, to complain,...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23538821763</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23538821763</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 06:57:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Girls</category><category>HBO</category></item><item><title>Happy Monday Ya'll</title><description>It&amp;#8217;s almost June and the halfway point of the year and I&amp;#8217;m all a wave of get shit done...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23499368079</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23499368079</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 17:31:00 -0400</pubDate><category>PSA</category><category>HTC ONE S</category><category>TV TIME</category></item><item><title>111kim:

Hello Courtney 

Jesus Lord. Someone kept her dry,...</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_23463106168"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_23463106168",'http://hellandheartaches.com/video_file/23463106168/tumblr_m4abnxeKSN1rt2iez',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4abnxeKSN1rt2iez_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4abnxeKSN1rt2iez_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4abnxeKSN1rt2iez_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4abnxeKSN1rt2iez_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m4abnxeKSN1rt2iez_r1_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://111kim.tumblr.com/post/23365791705/hello-courtney" target="_blank"&gt;111kim&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hello Courtney &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jesus Lord. Someone kept her dry, warm, fed and didn’t shake her and this is what they got out of the transaction…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23463106168</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23463106168</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 00:01:00 -0400</pubDate><category>courtney-stodden</category><category>wtf</category><category>hello kitty</category></item><item><title>50 Shades of Grey…read by Gilbert Gottfried</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.jest.com/e/174214" width="400" height="250" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen="" allowfullscreen=""&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;50 Shades of Grey…read by &lt;span&gt;Gilbert Gottfried&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23304890688</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23304890688</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 16:15:06 -0400</pubDate><category>I'm Sorry</category></item><item><title>When NY1 traffic reporter Jamie Shupak saying "van WIKE" instead of "van WICK"</title><description>wheninnewyorkcity:



YAAASSSS.</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23301564019</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23301564019</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:08:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>True Things That Happened this Weekend...</title><description>I re-watched this weeks episode of Scandal. Because Scandal makes me happy.
I went to the Self...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23020051246</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/23020051246</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 23:35:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Listage</category></item><item><title>ohrohin:

Lesbian Woman Arrested After Seeking Marriage License...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wzt77LwQ1qz82tbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ohrohin.com/post/22903377382/lesbian-woman-arrested-after-seeking-marriage" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;ohrohin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/05/11/482661/lesbian-woman-arrested-after-seeking-marriage-license-in-north-carolina/" target="_blank"&gt;Lesbian Woman Arrested After Seeking Marriage License In North Carolina&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Dammit NC. You gave me Katie and Netta and Emily and a bunch of other cool ass people…get it together and act right, we can see you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22904891248</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22904891248</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 11:17:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thecocoaluvchronicles:

chuckles
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3v2zqe4OJ1qzdhejo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecocoaluvchronicles.tumblr.com/post/22881516892/chuckles" target="_blank"&gt;thecocoaluvchronicles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;chuckles&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22882598948</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22882598948</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 23:44:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Larry ain’t lying. He looks like the beginnings of an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ucai1idL1rugwo1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Larry ain’t lying. He looks like the beginnings of an Easter Basket. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22872561530</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22872561530</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:06:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>M.I.A., designer Stella McCartney and Cameron Diaz @ Met...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pkbt0LCg1qa5gwyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;M.I.A., designer Stella McCartney and Cameron Diaz @ Met Ball&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maya?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-metropolitan-costume-institute-gala-2012-pictures,0,3128307.photogallery" target="_blank"&gt;The L.A. Times&lt;/a&gt; has a ton of photos. Chelsea Clinton looks gorgeous. Kristen Stewart must have slept with her stylists partner because her outfit is passive aggressive anger at work. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22652412743</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22652412743</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 10:31:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Fancy Dress</category></item><item><title>pbstv:

“That manic kid in that silly wolf suit has made my life...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pis69l8H1r57o71o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pbstv.tumblr.com/post/22651432774/that-manic-kid-in-that-silly-wolf-suit-has-made" target="_blank"&gt;pbstv&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“That manic kid in that silly wolf suit has made my life pleasurable.”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;In 2002, the &lt;em&gt;PBS NewsHour&lt;/em&gt;’s Jeffrey Brown talked to Maurice Sendak about his roots as an artist and his interest in exploring children’s perceptions of everyday life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;Read the &lt;a href="http://to.pbs.org/K8I2VO" title="Maurice Sendak interview" target="_blank"&gt;interview&lt;/a&gt; and Maurice Sendak’s full &lt;a href="http://to.pbs.org/JZu1Ga" title="Maurice Sendak Biography" target="_blank"&gt;biography&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;em&gt;American Masters&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It must have been amazing for him to get to see Where the Wild Things be made as a live action film. The only thing I dig as much as the book itself is the soundtrack….&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="400" id="gsPlaylist5596834893" name="gsPlaylist5596834893" width="400"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://grooveshark.com/widget.swf"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="window"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="hostname=cowbell.grooveshark.com&amp;playlistID=55968348&amp;bbg=000000&amp;bth=000000&amp;pfg=000000&amp;lfg=000000&amp;bt=FFFFFF&amp;pbg=FFFFFF&amp;pfgh=FFFFFF&amp;si=FFFFFF&amp;lbg=FFFFFF&amp;lfgh=FFFFFF&amp;sb=FFFFFF&amp;bfg=666666&amp;pbgh=666666&amp;lbgh=666666&amp;sbh=666666&amp;p=0"&gt;&lt;object data="http://grooveshark.com/widget.swf" height="400" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="window"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="hostname=cowbell.grooveshark.com&amp;playlistID=55968348&amp;bbg=000000&amp;bth=000000&amp;pfg=000000&amp;lfg=000000&amp;bt=FFFFFF&amp;pbg=FFFFFF&amp;pfgh=FFFFFF&amp;si=FFFFFF&amp;lbg=FFFFFF&amp;lfgh=FFFFFF&amp;sb=FFFFFF&amp;bfg=666666&amp;pbgh=666666&amp;lbgh=666666&amp;sbh=666666&amp;p=0"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://grooveshark.com/playlist/Wild+Things/55968348" title="Wild Things by Patrice Callender on Grooveshark" target="_blank"&gt;Wild Things by Patrice Callender on Grooveshark&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22652157626</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22652157626</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 10:22:12 -0400</pubDate><category>Maurice Sendak</category><category>Where the Wild Things Are</category><category>Literature</category><category>children's books</category><category>books</category><category>authors</category></item><item><title>eyesfixedonthesunn:

Pre-Die Antwoord: Ninja and Yolandi with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwtomFwVc1qiyoavo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eyesfixedonthesunn.tumblr.com/post/18196881013/pre-die-antwoord-ninja-and-yolandi-with-their" target="_blank"&gt;eyesfixedonthesunn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pre-Die Antwoord: Ninja and Yolandi with their daughter, Sixteen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yesssss again&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22429219739</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22429219739</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 00:43:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>suicideblonde:

THEIR KID IS AWESOME!


Yesssss.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sru94aY81qdnbwao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com/post/22421923075/their-kid-is-awesome" target="_blank"&gt;suicideblonde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THEIR KID IS AWESOME!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yesssss.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22429155108</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22429155108</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 00:42:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cinco De Mayo Margarita Map</title><description>Cinco De Mayo Margarita Map: Cute, but it needs more BK. Try Bogota Bistro, Burrito Bar, Piquant and...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22398075890</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22398075890</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 16:30:28 -0400</pubDate><category>Drank IT</category></item><item><title>basedfiasco:

Brian McKnight - iFUrReadyToLearn 

Womp.</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_22392181839"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_22392181839",'http://hellandheartaches.com/video_file/22392181839/tumblr_m3ieykeKAc1r9uuus',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m3ieykeKAc1r9uuus_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m3ieykeKAc1r9uuus_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m3ieykeKAc1r9uuus_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m3ieykeKAc1r9uuus_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m3ieykeKAc1r9uuus_r1_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://basedfiasco.tumblr.com/post/22390352399/brian-mcknight-ifurreadytolearn" target="_blank"&gt;basedfiasco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Brian McKnight - iFUrReadyToLearn &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Womp.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22392181839</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22392181839</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 14:36:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hiphoptoday:

R.I.P Adam Yauch (Beastie Boys)
Full story. 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3id5gDOjt1qgdjslo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.hiphop-today.com/post/22388754083/r-i-p-adam-yauch-beastie-boys-full-story" target="_blank"&gt;hiphoptoday&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;R.I.P Adam Yauch (Beastie Boys)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/beastie-boys-co-founder-adam-yauch-dead-at-48-20120504" target="_blank"&gt;Full story&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22388848031</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22388848031</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 13:15:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh no Ma’am, won’t be contacting him in this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3f6451ixK1qa5gwyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh no Ma’am, won’t be contacting him in this lifetime…He probably heard that my blood Type is O negative and wants to harvest my organs or something…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22285722086</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/22285722086</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 19:48:05 -0400</pubDate><category>he still ratchet</category></item></channel></rss>

