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I had no...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17503801721</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17503801721</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:45:00 -0500</pubDate><category>A little more info</category><category>Die Antwoord</category></item><item><title>Die Antwoord @ Irving Plaza by the numbers...</title><description>A.K.A. Yearly Ninja Re-certification 
People in line in front of us who it turns out had bought...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17501081112</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17501081112</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:02:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Die Antwoord</category><category>Show Business</category></item><item><title>"For 29 years, I’ve been waiting to see a Chinaman on television that speaks English with some..."</title><description>“For 29 years, I’ve been waiting to see a Chinaman on television that speaks English...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17330113890</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17330113890</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:23:00 -0500</pubDate><category>It's ok to laugh</category><category>he can say chinaman because he's tawainese</category><category>yes that makes sense</category></item><item><title>dejoejohn:

Social Media EXPLAINED

I now want a donut.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxg5dYEce1qzj1gto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dejoe.me/post/17094454699/social-media-explained" target="_blank"&gt;dejoejohn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Social Media EXPLAINED&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I now want a donut.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17161249709</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17161249709</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:31:24 -0500</pubDate><category>social media</category><category>twitter</category><category>facebook</category><category>foursquare</category><category>instagram</category><category>youtube</category><category>linkedin</category><category>pinterest</category><category>lastfm</category><category>google+</category><category>awesome</category><category>epic</category><category>ilikethis</category><category>social networks</category></item><item><title>sarahcooley:

Happy Monday!

Sarah posted this just for me. I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxvdwbAn4l1qe78zko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simplycurated.com/post/17152618508/happy-monday" target="_blank"&gt;sarahcooley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Happy Monday!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/#!/sarahcooley" target="_blank"&gt;Sarah&lt;/a&gt; posted this just for me. I knew she cared, but never how much….&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17158256944</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17158256944</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:09:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theartofpaigey:

Please vote for my shirt in this Threadless...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvk5a0SYc1qkdijgo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theartofpaigey.tumblr.com/post/17031821404/please-vote-for-my-shirt-in-this-threadless-pinup" target="_blank"&gt;theartofpaigey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft='{"type":1}'&gt;&lt;span class="messageBody" data-ft='{"type":3}'&gt;Please vote for my shirt in this Threadless pinup design contest! If I win I get a nice little amount of money that I can use to pay my COBRA and some ghastly credit card debt, which will in turn help me make better art and merch for you all to enjoy. And my art will be on a shirt that you can buy, which is exciting and never happened before.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Also please vote for me because right now I’m losing out to a Photoshop brush that’s actually of another dude’s painting which this entrant is trying to pass off as his own work, which is SO NOT COOL. I dont mind losing if it’s to a worthy opponent, but there is an obscene amount of clipart, swipes and amateurish at best work in the running. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h6&gt;
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&lt;h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft='{"type":1}'&gt;&lt;span class="messageBody" data-ft='{"type":3}'&gt;Vote here:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.threadless.com/submission/399173/First_Mate" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.threadless.com/submission/399173/First_Mate" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.threadless.com/submission/399173/First_Mate&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h6&gt;
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&lt;div class="UIImageBlock clearfix"&gt;You heard the woman. She drew this with her own two hands, please do her a solid and make a few mouse clicks….&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17033972748</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/17033972748</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:13:35 -0500</pubDate><category>threadless</category><category>pinup</category><category>tshirt</category><category>vote</category><category>sailor</category></item><item><title>Dear @RodimusPrime, Sorry to ruin your day….
Good Deeds -...</title><description>&lt;iframe frameborder="0" width="400" height="225" src="http://d.yimg.com/nl/movies/site/player.html#browseCarouselUI=hide&amp;startScreenCarouselUI=hide&amp;shareUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fmovies.yahoo.com%2Fmovie%2Ftyler-perrys-good-deeds%2Ftrailers%2Fgood-deeds-theatrical-trailer-2-28114647.html&amp;repeat=0&amp;vid=28114647"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dear @RodimusPrime, Sorry to ruin your day….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1885265/" target="_blank"&gt;Good Deeds&lt;/a&gt; - Full Trailer &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thandie Newton? Seriously? I knew Phylicia Rashad was going to get Perry’d eventually, but not Thandie. Gabrielle Union finally gets her Perry wings as well. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16931392725</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16931392725</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:59:00 -0500</pubDate><category>and during Black History Month no less</category></item><item><title>bobbyfinger:

I just ate this chicken pie topped with mashed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys4rcYc9D1qa9siqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bobbyfinger.tumblr.com/post/16928984214" target="_blank"&gt;bobbyfinger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://piefacenyc.com/" target="_blank"&gt;I just ate this chicken pie topped with mashed potatoes, peas, and gravy for lunch and oh my god I love Australians&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I heard about &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/piefacecafe" target="_blank"&gt;@Piefacecafe&lt;/a&gt; when it opened,but did not know this is what they were getting up to…Who’s in for climbing into one of these babies next week? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16929441984</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16929441984</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:11:23 -0500</pubDate><category>pie face nyc</category><category>lunch</category></item><item><title>Pfizer done fucked up. </title><description>They currently have a recall on certain lots of birth control. Turns out they messed up the dosing...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16872401313</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16872401313</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:42:52 -0500</pubDate><category>Nightmare level shit</category></item><item><title>tallgirltales:

Gwyneth Paltrow in Harper’s Bazaar UK (March...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq5b3e3xZ1qzkcioo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq5b3e3xZ1qzkcioo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq5b3e3xZ1qzkcioo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tallgirltales.tumblr.com/post/16869187820/gwyneth-paltrow-in-harpers-bazaar-uk-march-2012" target="_blank"&gt;tallgirltales&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Gwyneth Paltrow&lt;/strong&gt; in &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Harper’s Bazaar&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; UK (March 2012 issue) wearing dresses by &lt;strong&gt;Anthony Vaccarello, Alexander McQueen&lt;/strong&gt;, &amp; &lt;strong&gt;Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Photo credit: Terry Richardson.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;There’s my girl…..&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16870765325</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16870765325</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:59:46 -0500</pubDate><category>Imaginary Frans</category><category>Fierce</category></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Kids These Days of the Day: The world of...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N4t3-__3MA0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/16792459177/kids-these-days-of-the-day-the-world-of-corporate" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kids These Days of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; The world of corporate logos, as seen through the eyes of identity designer &lt;a href="http://www.ladd-design.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Adam Ladd&lt;/a&gt;’s 5-year-old daughter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/16787151260/a-5-year-old-describes-what-she-sees-looking-at" target="_blank"&gt;laughingsquid&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Babies…are little. Surprised she didn’t nail Target. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16819597305</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16819597305</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:11:01 -0500</pubDate><category>Video</category><category>Cute</category></item><item><title>Game of Thrones Season 2 - Full Trailer - April 1st
Yes. I am...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rOzXsqoJhtE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Game of Thrones Season 2 - Full Trailer - April 1st&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes. I am ready for more Peter Dinklage, that creepy blonde boy and Dothraki hijinks. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via. &lt;a href="http://insidetv.ew.com/category/tv-shows/game-of-thrones-tv-shows/" target="_blank"&gt;EW&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16805809973</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16805809973</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:04:27 -0500</pubDate><category>Game of Thrones</category><category>Trailer</category><category>She has dragons now</category><category>that is for real</category></item><item><title>romeisburning:

Xtina’s starts leaking during the middle of her...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjfesAh4B1qcl13oo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjfesAh4B1qcl13oo2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjfesAh4B1qcl13oo3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjfesAh4B1qcl13oo4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://romeisburning.tumblr.com/post/16670656259/xtinas-starts-leaking-during-the-middle-of-her" target="_blank"&gt;romeisburning&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Xtina’s starts leaking during the middle of her performance at Etta James funeral.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;When Junior High School nightmares become real….&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16677877337</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16677877337</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:24:22 -0500</pubDate><category>Goosebumps</category><category>Poor XxxTina</category></item><item><title>Smells Good Inc: Febreze Set &amp; Refresh</title><description>I randomly (not so randomly actually, I needed something Springy) picked up an air freshener at...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16635861266</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16635861266</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:07:53 -0500</pubDate><category>Summer Breeze</category></item><item><title>THE YEAR 2758</title><description>child: mommy i can't sleep&#13;
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby,...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16635282948</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16635282948</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 09:52:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Fact</category><category>I will also be singing the whisper song in a nursing home one day</category></item><item><title>"She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t cry."</title><description>““She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t cry.”” -...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16589866778</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16589866778</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:39:52 -0500</pubDate><category>LaughTears</category></item><item><title>You know what? I don’t think I want to play this game...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyevzeZEq31qa5gwyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know what? I don’t think I want to play this game anymore. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16525513438</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16525513438</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 11:48:05 -0500</pubDate><category>Fergit It</category></item><item><title>DEMI MOORE: Health Crisis ... Inhaling Nitrous Oxide</title><description>DEMI MOORE: Health Crisis ... Inhaling Nitrous Oxide: 
A whip-it is not a common drug among people...</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16522269082</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16522269082</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 10:13:24 -0500</pubDate><category>Demi Moore</category><category>Doing the most</category><category>Stop trying to be special and just do coke</category></item><item><title>via https://banters.com/p/55922</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydm80ALBZ1qa5gwyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="https://banters.com/p/55922" target="_blank"&gt;https://banters.com/p/55922&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16485799369</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16485799369</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:52:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>davidcho:

natashavc:

I very much enjoy the choreography in...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/v2DIe_HuBNM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.money-cash-hos.com/post/16479117710/natashavc-i-very-much-enjoy-the-choreography-in" target="_blank"&gt;davidcho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://natashavc.tumblr.com/post/16460253929/i-very-much-enjoy-the-choreography-in-this-at" target="_blank"&gt;natashavc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I very much enjoy the choreography in this. At first I thought it was sped up. The move they do on the chorus is insane. This is a small dance studio in valley I’ve walked by numerous times. I had no idea the magic that was taking place. This is all done by a choreographer named HOLLYWOOD. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Srsly, watch it. It’s very impressive. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The fact that this is in real time is insane.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Well Damn. Seriously I wish I could do more than a mind devastating bodyroll when it came to dancing. You give me more than three moves to do in a row, my brain shorts and my hands switch with my feet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I is kind. I is smart. I is uncoordinated.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16481805580</link><guid>http://hellandheartaches.com/post/16481805580</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:45:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Video</category><category>Nicki Minaj</category><category>Stupid Hoe</category></item></channel></rss>

