Like the Modern Day Siskel and Ebert over here:
The Gus: They’re busy trying not to get raped again and stealing fried chicken buckets.
Me:not even fair how much I’m laughing
Me: I just dribbled on myself
The Gus:hahaa. Yay for Mondays.
Earlier this Evening…
Me: What are you doing, Why does it sound so loud in the background?
The Father: Tonight is Girl Scout Night , I’m home alone watching what I want to on TV and eating Pizza…in my underpants.
Me: Oooh! Sounds like it’s Studio 54 crazy over there.
The Father: That’s right. I’m a free bitch, baby.
This is the 3rd time in the past two weeks my father has let me know that he is a Free Bitch..No more “This is What I’m Listening to” mix CD’s for him.









