How are you acknowledging things privately and it’s the top of my Reader when I wake up?

You need to do over your life boo. Get Oprah involved and read some Eckhart Tolle if you need a camera crew on the scene that bad. I don’t wish ill on you, but I can’t wait till you have your nervous breakdown and move back to Colorado to start over as a Children’s Party Planner or something equally nonsensical.

Jeez. I miss good old misplaced/stolen while were moving celebrity sex tapes. 

Pam and Tommy Lee 4eva.