Kanye West ft. Rick Ross, Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj - Monster

Ever have the leaked version of something come out and you totally forget there was even an original to wait for?

I really wish I liked her music. I’ve proven I can like anything pop (Hay, Cheryl Cole you doing boo?) so that isn’t it.

This song she has a thing happening that reminds me of the tone Alanis Morrisette can hit on occasion that makes me want to remove my eyes with a grapefruit spoon. It cements that she and I shall never keep aural company. If Kanye Omari West can’t make me like you then don’t hit send on that friend request, it will only languish in my inbox to save your feelings.

Also she owes each member of T.A.T.U. a dollar…she jacked their throbbing chorus/cry singing formula. 

Edit: Good God, I cared so little I didn’t even catch the real title of the song…It’s E.T. and not Alien….

Kanye West ft. Everybody - Monster - Full Video 

Most likely not the finished product visual wise (most certainly for the audio mix) but preemptive thoughts…

• Wall to to Wall Dead White Bitches, huh Ye? You are lucky there isn’t a White NAACP.
• This video is like Christmas in a Hanukkah Bowl w/Kwanzaa flakes for Illuminati Conspiracists 
• Why did Rick Ross turn up besides to receive a complimentary smoking jacket? 
• Am I the only one enjoying Nicki donning a Lil’ Kim style Wet and Wavy wig? 
• Am I the only one inspired to up my squats by Nicki’s ass? 
• Am I the only one that expected an actual Dutty Wine during that lyric? 
• Sean Corey Carter. Besos. You are married to Beyonce. No need to be covered in dead bitches..Just keep them as decoration in the background.
• I also appreciated your Easter in December suit

Kanye West x Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade

That’s right kids get your Gold Lame Camisoles and Warriors headbands on and let’s break out of this fake ass Thanksgiving and turn it into a classic night…