The fact that this is real made me turn of the TV and put in a request to the Universe that my life never veers this far off track.
Lindsay Lohan x Vanity Fair - Covershoot/Interview
Once a year she’ll make me wonder if she might actually possess common sense.
If the person that did this did so with asshole intentions, I consider it Fail. If I get put away for skipping my DUI compliance class to dance the night away on all available surfaces in Cannes, I would like a 12 fistful Gold Glitter salute as I enter the jailhouse.
Lindsay Lohan a Hoarder? Unless there are at least 2 dead cats and a fridge full of expired yogurt I’m not interested.
via mattstopera:
First glimpse of Lindsay Lohan’s India documentary
This is going to be good.
Just so horribly misguided in every way. See this also.
Ok, I could totally make a joke about Lindsay being totally qualified to talk about Child-Trafficking having lived it, but I’ll behave and go make the cocaine popcorn instead.
More Lindsay x Muse….I’m so serious about her just doing this full time. They could have attached a Perfume or clothing line to this and it would have been a perfect campaign.
A few more pics of Lindsay showing you how it happens in the newest issue of Muse. I honestly believe she needs to give up the ghost on acting and be a Model/Spokesbroad.
So Muse Magazine has decided to use Lindsay Lohan as a Covergirl and in a Photo Spread in their newest issue. The claim is that the Muse for the shoot is 90’s Kate Moss and Johnny Depp. This has the Fashion set livid, because they say Lindsay is no Kate Moss.
I adore them both, but honestly…Crackhead A for Crackhead B. Whatevs. they both can take a picture.
She just may get the Smart decision of the day award for this.
She needs to be exfoliated and soaked in parrafin and warm oils…stat. Mother looks like she has livvvvved.
