The fact that this is real made me turn of the TV and put in a request to the Universe that my life never veers this far off track.

Under the category of things that currently have me in tears are the Comments on this post…..

How are you acknowledging things privately and it’s the top of my Reader when I wake up?

You need to do over your life boo. Get Oprah involved and read some Eckhart Tolle if you need a camera crew on the scene that bad. I don’t wish ill on you, but I can’t wait till you have your nervous breakdown and move back to Colorado to start over as a Children’s Party Planner or something equally nonsensical.

Jeez. I miss good old misplaced/stolen while were moving celebrity sex tapes. 

Pam and Tommy Lee 4eva.

Let’s take a moment and show respect for the delicate balance of human life and respect those who leave this plane through the most fucked up of circumstances. 

We Done? 

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT….

The man who carved Heidi Montag into the cautionary tale she is today was killed in a car crash in Malibu on  Monday. He was tweeting about his dog while driving up his street and drove right the hell over a cliff. 

The dog, Jill was in the car at the time and survived with minor injuries.

I however will never be the same. Tweet on the Green and not in between people (or more accurately Vice Versa). 

With a bit more planning these kids would have been my heroes….

As my grandmother would say..You start out laughing and end up crying. 

Hell, her whole life is Disorderly Conduct. They might as well book her for Keeping it Real. 

But asked if he’d ever had any sexual relations with other men, the broody actor said: ‘As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for ****’s sake.

‘I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me.

Do, you boo. 

Guess that list of other potential Occupations didn’t pan out….