Chad Ochocinco (Johnson) a football player for the Bengals debuted his new song “Dat ain’t my Baby” at a club in South Beach.

I blame free time, unlimited resources and Deion Sanders for this.

So this Ke$ha (Who knew it was pronounced Keh-sha and not Kee-sha? Was it just me?) broad was on Conan. After seeing this Top of the Pops mess called “Tik-Tok” go down live I’ve decided one thing….

Cole and I are starting a rap/pop (Pap?) group.

The album will hit this Summer. The group shall be called cRoS$ed ColouRs, the official sponsor of Cole’s wardrobe will be Danskin. I will wear L.A. Gears and play the Keytar. It will all be spoke/sung in the key of Vanity 6.