Dress code: Pls, dress responsibly

--From a Party Invite…If only I still had that Ford Seatbelt buckle belt I loved in 7th grade.

Earlier this Evening…

Me: What are you doing, Why does it sound so loud in the background?
The Father: Tonight is Girl Scout Night , I’m home alone watching what I want to on TV and eating Pizza…in my underpants.
Me: Oooh! Sounds like it’s Studio 54 crazy over there.
The Father: That’s right. I’m a free bitch, baby.

This is the 3rd time in the past two weeks my father has let me know that he is a Free Bitch..No more “This is What I’m Listening to” mix CD’s for him.

So this Ke$ha (Who knew it was pronounced Keh-sha and not Kee-sha? Was it just me?) broad was on Conan. After seeing this Top of the Pops mess called “Tik-Tok” go down live I’ve decided one thing….

Cole and I are starting a rap/pop (Pap?) group.

The album will hit this Summer. The group shall be called cRoS$ed ColouRs, the official sponsor of Cole’s wardrobe will be Danskin. I will wear L.A. Gears and play the Keytar. It will all be spoke/sung in the key of Vanity 6.

‘What are you gonna do, Chris Brown me?’ - Mary J. Blige

To quote Whitney “It’s not right, but it’s O.K.”. Mary has coined my new email signature for the rest of the year. You can take the girl out of the hood…

You’ll Oooohh, You’ll Awww, You will know in your heart that Latarian Milton has found a running partner.

Happy Merry.