I swear I don’t usually fall for link bait articles, but this one is a brand new level of foolishness.

Or I am simply Forrest Gump when it comes to friends and race. No one has ever tried to touch my hair (unless it was in admiration of the fact I’d managed to comb it that day) or asked me about Kwanzaa (we’d have to google that shit together).

If anything I caught more drama from the brown girls when I got back home after spending the day in a school so white it was in a part of Queens called Whitestone (named for a rock under the bridge, my ass).

With the exception of an incident in second grade that lead to me actually having to be told what the N word could even mean (I honestly don’t think she even really understood what it meant while using it), blackness and friendship has never been a factor for me. It’s possible I’m lucky. If so good. 

Not to say I’m totally blind to the idea of race issues, last summer in Boston I was informed I was black to the point of wondering if I was on a hidden camera show. You know who I talked to it about it the most? White people. Then beige people. Then some asians and blacks for good measure. You know..my friends. 

I will say Cole is terrible though. She posted this picture on Facebook, knowing that at certain angles my glasses make me look smashed instead of tipsy just because she looked super cute in it….White Devil. 

tallwhitney:

Snooki To Drop Inside New Year’s Ball, Because Why Would That Not Happen (via Best Week Ever)

And with that Ladies and Gents, Thursday is over. 

just leaving this here…feel free to discuss….

Nicki Minaj ft. Will.i.am - Check It Out 

Was this supposed to be available for public consumption? Around 1:50 this fool sings “I stay Niggerific”. Doesn’t that conflict with his B.E.P. money? He later goes on to let you know that he is “Niggamatic” in case you were wondering. 

Nicki however I could tolerate this go around. I may spend the day threatening to Iron bitches faces. 

The fact that this is real made me turn of the TV and put in a request to the Universe that my life never veers this far off track.